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Author Index - Lemuel

Lemuel's Limericks were a regular feature in Nucleus from 1992 - 1998

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Lemuel's Limericks (nucleus - spring 1993)

A clinical student from Guy's Ophthalmoscoped both a man's eyes Well he saw neither disc, but he still took the risk And recorded a whole pack of lies The next afternoon on the round The boss asked him what he had found Though he should have confessed, further fibs he expressed As he mumbled and stared...

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Lemuel's Limericks (nucleus - winter 1992)

A renal physician from Gwent Had planned to consult in a tent When the day came around, not a peg could be found For the budget was already spent A Calvinist doc from Dundee Had poured out a hot cup of tea It was as he first sipped that his bleeper bleblipped (It just wasn't predestined...

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Lemuel's Limericks (nucleus - autumn 1992)

A student who'd bristled with fear When finals came got into gear With eyelids not battin' she broke into Latin And finished up top of the year An obsessional student from Barts Percussed out the borders of hearts But the story's a twist, auscultation he missed Now he's doing a course in the arts A resident...

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Lemuel's Limericks (nucleus - summer 1992)

A student who couldn't palpate At the end of Spring term met his fate What he thought was effusion was only illusion His findings just didn't collate. The examiner (from out of town) Politely just sat the lad down 'The leaves it would seem are just turning to green Come back when they're turning to brown'....

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