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ss nucleus - autumn 1992,  Lemuel's Limericks

Lemuel's Limericks

A student who'd bristled with fear
When finals came got into gear
With eyelids not battin' she broke into Latin
And finished up top of the year

An obsessional student from Barts
Percussed out the borders of hearts
But the story's a twist, auscultation he missed
Now he's doing a course in the arts

A resident trying to sleep
Resolved in his mind to count sheep
But as soon as he'd dropped and the baaing had stopped
He was woken again by the bleep

A medic inserting a luer
Was using the thing like a skewer
The patient (it's said) was transfixed to the bed
Now the 'family' is threatening to sue'er

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